Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Things to Yell at Manny


Look, everybody, It’s Manny, being Manny!
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Be Manny, Manny! Be all the Manny you can be!
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Look, it’s the Human Hitting Machine! There’s only one guy he can’t hit. The cut-off man!
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Don’t worry, Manny. It’s not your fault if the sportswriters hate you. They shouldn’t have tried to get to know you!
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You’re right, Manny. Why run out a grounder? They’ll probably just make the play anyway!
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A. D. D! A. D. D! A. D. D!
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Hey Manny, now that you’re a Red Sox hitting legend, can we cut off your head and freeze you?
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Get on base, and we’ll call for a pinch jogger!
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Hey, Charlie Hustle, pull up your pants!
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I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, my Mannnnn-neee!
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Hey, Ramirrrrrrrrrrrrez. You sahhhhhhhhhhhhhhk!
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1 comment:

  1. StangAugust 8, 2007 at 10:38 PM

    (When Manny emerges from the Green Monster)
    HEY, MANNY! DID YOU WIPE?

    ReplyDelete

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