Sunday, September 30, 2007

Mets Crack Top 10 of History's Greatest All-Time Chokes

1. Spanish Armada, flubbed battle v. English.... 1588

2. Napoleon at Waterloo, blew big lead... 1815

3. Goliath v. David, big man should've gone inside.... date uncertain

4. Mayans, lost incredible upset to Cortez... 1521

5. NEW YORK METS, collapse... 2007

6. Peter Best, drummed way out of Beatles... 1959

7. Jewish Multitudes, chose Barabbas over JC... 33 AD

8. George W. Bush, flew over New Orleans to see floaters... 2005

9. Larry Craig, guilty plea on bathroom stall humjob... 2007

10. Mama Cass, didn't chew sandwich... 1974

4 comments:

  1. What, no 2004 ALCS? Or is that #11, just got pushed out of the Top Ten by the Mets?

    You are doing God's work here, my friend. You have almost enough sense of humor to make up for the rest of Yankees fandom.

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  2. What are you referring to? Nothing happened in 2004.

    That was the year of the great presidential election void, and historians today are still trying to patch together the events. Considering the world amnesia and media memory blackout of that era, it's hard to understand what you mean?

    Did the Mets lose then, too?

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  3. you forgot to add the yankees ciollapse in the 2004 ALCS

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  4. I don't know what you're talking about. Are you talking about some drug-related fantasy? Nothing happened in 2004.

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