Just as Scooter used to do it...
Spoken to police June 11, 2007, at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport...
CHANCE ENCOUNTER
By L. Craig
Your foot came toward mine.
Mine came towards yours.
Was that natural?
I don't know.
Did we bump?
Yes, I think we did.
You said so.
I don't disagree.
FAIRLY WIDE GUY
By L. Craig
I'm a fairly wide guy.
I had to spread my legs
When I lower my pants
So they won't slide.
Did I slide them
Too close to yours, did I?
I looked down once.
Your foot was close to mine.
Did we bump?
Ah, you said so.
I don't recall that,
But apparently we were close.
Source: Official police transcripts.
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