The Daily Stubby

We are soooooooooo doomed.

Hank Steinbrenner in front of a mike is like Britney Spears climbing out of a car. You get an unobstructed view of hell.

From today's NYT:

"We’re going to pick whoever’s the best guy for right now, that’s the bottom line. We’ve got the best baseball people. The Red Sox obviously have some good baseball people, as well, but we’ve got great baseball people, including some of the guys responsible for the team in the late ’90s, one of the greatest teams ever.

“So who am I going to go with? The fans and the media — or the best and the brightest, the guys that are the smartest baseball people in the country...

"We’re not going to be stupid.”