It's too depressing, seeing Joe go.It's Friday: We need something UPLIFTING!
Check this nugget from Sean Hannity's Oct. 4 interview with Fred Thompson and his superhot newest wife, Jeri...
HANNITY: How did you meet?
JERI: We met at the Kroger, which is the grocery store chain.
HANNITY: You were out shopping, Senator, at the Kroger?
FRED: I was on my way to my mother's house, actually, and Jeri claims to remember what I had in my basket. I'm not sure I do. But...
FRED: I was on my way to my mother's house, actually, and Jeri claims to remember what I had in my basket. I'm not sure I do. But...
JERI: Beanie-Weenies, and a half of a pre-made sandwich.
HANNITY: Have either one of you...
(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
God, if he gets elected, beenie-weenies will become part of the national political lore, like "Dewey Defeats Truman", Clinton's cigar and Bush's assassin pretzel.
ReplyDeleteJeri is HAWT!!!
ReplyDeleteAlso: the Torre thing? A DISASTER.
ReplyDeleteWe should convert this blog, until opening day, into a Jeri Thompson fanblog.
ReplyDeleteWe can have a poll on what should be her nickname?
a) Fabio
b) Cronk
c) The Whippet
d)Bingo
e) Stubby
I'd go for The Whippet.
As I remember it, they met in the produce department. I believe he was thumping melons.
ReplyDeleteWhat is that thing on Randy Levine's head?
ReplyDelete(This is bad for the Jews, I'm sure.)