CLEVELAND JUBILANT OVER BUG VICTORY
Tourism industry expects big bonanza
CHINA FACES NEW RECALL
Chien-Ming Wang sent home; no lead in sinker
A-ROD'S WIFE EXPECTING BABY
If girl, to be named April, May or June
WHITE HOUSE ASSAILED OVER SECRET TORTURE RULINGS
Lawyers approved use of Ross Ohlendorf
LARRY CRAIG VOWS NOT TO LEAVE SENATE
Said to be latest "stall" tactic
DUELING SIGNS OF APOCALYPSE SEEN
Yanks' leviathon unhinged by Indians locusts
LINDSAY LOHAN LEAVING REHAB
Leaves opening for Joe Torre
REDSOCKS, INDIANS, IN COMMAND
Iraq War ending, U.S. economy looks strong
El Duque,
ReplyDeleteI have to say, this is a brilliant headline capsule of the important news. If they are reading this in Iran, there will be no war.
I will read this over and over as the Yankees take first pitch fastballs down the middle, waiting to flail at sliders about 2 inches above the dirt and 6 inches wide of home plate,
It does create mirth, laughter and smiles.
More than can be said about the striped felons on the field.
Fonzy the bitter.