Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Wish List for Redsock v. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Series

1. Five games.
2. Eighty innings.

3. Two thousand pitches.

4. One violent home plate collision.

5. Two bitter bean-ball wars.

6. Nonstop freezing drizzle.

7. E. coli

8. One rabid squirrel attack.

9. One steroid revelation.

10. Locker room celebration “incident” involving 14-year-old girl.

11. Meteor strike (non-Biblical).
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 4, 2007 at 9:52 AM

    I am pretty well convinced, now, that two things are true...ok three;

    1. The Phillies can only beat the Mets.

    2. The Angels can only beat the Yankees.

    3. George W. bush is the worst leader this country has ever seen. He has collapsed the standards and reputation of this country as clearly, and unambiguously, as Tom Glavine and his teammates humiliated the New York Metropolitans.

    - Laura Bush

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  2. rapOctober 4, 2007 at 11:04 AM

    Earthquake during introduction of Manny in Anaheim.

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