Saturday, October 20, 2007

YANKEETORIAL; A plan to get us out of this mess

Face it: Joe is gone. The top Yank minds (see Stubby, left) underestimated the mounting pro-Joe insurgency.

We are trapped in an endless, horrible franchise-building war -- with no exit strategy.

We need someone who can restore Yankeean Pride.


One who is tough, smart, graceful and can find guidance in times of trouble.

Ali Torre!Yes, a woman Yankee manager is long overdue. Ali has proved her knowledge of the players and batting order. She's shown ability to work with coaches and press.

And, as an added bonus, Ali will have the help of her husband, the First Man of the Yankees, who can serve as a good will Ambassador for worldwide Yankee values.



ALI TORRE FOR YANKEE MANAGER.

ALI '08: A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE DUGOUT.
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1 comment:

  1. AnonymousOctober 22, 2007 at 4:13 PM

    Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

    -Fonzy the feminist.

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