Playboy: You've Gone Too Far

These days, Hef must be playing with his poop.

His girlie sheet is undermining the World's Oldest Profession, running the Sexiest Sportscaster contest. It's a concept so degrading you want to click on it, just to see from what bottom depth our wormlike human species yearns to feed at.
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Be forewarned: They insult every Yankee fan alive, Stubby Steinbrenner included, by ignoring the Mother Teresa/Madonna of the Yankees, the sexiest womyn alive, period: Suzyn Waldman (below, second left)

HEAR THIS, HEF, EVEN IF IT MEANS HAVING SOME PAJAMA-CLAD BEDPAN-CHANGER READ IT INTO YOUR GOOD EAR.

DON'T MAKE SUZYN CRY.

ONLY WE GET TO DO THAT.