Sunday, November 18, 2007

A-Rod's list of "unfinished business" in New York

1. Go to Ground Zero and help in rescue effort.
2. Win a Tony.
3. Ride the famous subway!
4. Meet Norman Mailer.
5. Build a treehouse.
6. Suzyn Waldman, in the clubhouse.
7. Punch-out Lupica.
8. Pull off the perfect murder, and get away.
9. Learn to speak French.
10. Fight homeless men in college frat parties for free wine.
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4 comments:

  1. rapNovember 18, 2007 at 9:40 PM

    11. Attend a bris officiated by Rabbi Harold Moscowitz.

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  2. AnonymousNovember 18, 2007 at 9:40 PM

    11. return "Single White Female" DVD to Blockbuster

    12. Develop and market "Determined" - the A-Rod cologne

    13. Film a "humorous" Visa commercial with Hank Steinbrenner (A-Rod and Hank in a conga line - it's gold!)

    14. Date Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minillo, etc.

    15. Host Saturday Night Live, dress in drag

    16. Claim Florida as state of domicile to deny NY tax revenue

    17. perform in the post-season

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  3. AnonymousNovember 18, 2007 at 9:46 PM

    87. Have sex with Judith Regan in love nest overlooking Ground Zero.

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  4. StangNovember 19, 2007 at 3:42 AM

    102. Share apartment with slob sportswriter.

    ReplyDelete

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