Barry Bonds' Plea: Not Juicy

Barry, Barry

Barry, Barry, quite contrary,
How does your body grow?
With "the Cream" and "the Clear" twelve times a year,
And testicles high in tow.

Barry, Barry, quite millionary,
How do you bring such awe?
With growth hormone and testosterone,
And breasts that need a bra.

Barry, Barry, quite extraordinary,
Why do you take such risks?
With urine purges and roida urges
And records with asterisks.

From "Mrs. Goose Goes to Washington," the best book (and holiday gift!) of 2007