Thursday, December 20, 2007

Let Amy Winehouse speak to the kids; they'll win ballgames

Texas high school coaches conflicted about Roger Clemens. They signed him to their rubber chicken circuit, but now he's the poster boy for power-up butt injections.

From the Times.

Suddenly, however, board members find themselves in an awkward position, forced to deliver an early verdict on Roger Clemens, a Texas folk hero who has volunteered his time to the association while compiling some of the great pitching numbers in major league history.

For the moment, it is being left to the coaches association — a group naturally sympathetic to Clemens — to decide whom to believe: the Mitchell report, with its assertions from Clemens’s private trainer, Brain McNamee, that he injected Clemens with steroids and human growth hormone from 1998 to 2001, or Clemens, who on Tuesday said he had never taken steroids or H.G.H. “in my baseball career, or, in fact, my entire life.”

The coaches should ask themselves, "What would Joe Torre do?"

"Boys and girls, won't you please welcome our keynote speaker, Mr. Scott Proctor."

1 comment:

  1. I would rather do something with the younger Spears sister.

    Pregnant at 16 means she was probably playing beach blanket bingo at 15 ( who are we kidding? Likely at 12 as well ).

    Doesn't that mean the father to be is guilty of "abusing" jail bait?

    Do those laws only apply to the poor non-media vixens and their beaux?

    And who says we wouldn't like to start our lives over, in Hollywood?

    In any case, I think she should be seen dating A-Rod, perhaps at Le Cirque in NYC.

    Chad Curtis would approve.

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