P.S. I'm back down in the desert of southern Mexico, looking for Enwar.
Rumor has it that he has put on about 112 pounds and is further refining his one pitch change-up.
Supposedly, Clay Bellinger has been his "hitting against" coach, and Clay can't touch the new pitch.
I was told by a local barmaid that the duo don't have a catcher or a home plate exactly. They use Clay's 1972 hatch-back bus as the backstop, and a dried up cactus arm for home plate.
But where the hell are they?
I am hot, thirsty and a tad dusty.
Looking forward to Legends Field in the the Spring.
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P.S. I'm back down in the desert of southern Mexico, looking for Enwar.
Rumor has it that he has put on about 112 pounds and is further refining his one pitch change-up.
Supposedly, Clay Bellinger has been his "hitting against" coach, and Clay can't touch the new pitch.
I was told by a local barmaid that the duo don't have a catcher or a home plate exactly. They use Clay's 1972 hatch-back bus as the backstop, and a dried up cactus arm for home plate.
But where the hell are they?
I am hot, thirsty and a tad dusty.
Looking forward to Legends Field in the the Spring.