Friday, January 18, 2008

Salute to Curt Schilling


Congratulations, Redsocks!
You really are the champs.
And for the next 100 years,
You have a brand new Gramps.
.
You know him as Curt Schilling.
You love to hear him talk.
He hobnobs with Dick Cheney,
And waves his bloody sock.
.
He really is a genius,
And humble, too, you’ll see.
And where there is a microphone,
That’s where his sock will be.
.
He'll sock it to the nation,
And where we all went wrong,
He'll stand up for self-righteousness,
Against the sockless throng.
.
Curt Schilling is your icon,
We really wish you well.
Congratulations, Redsocks.
You finally got to Hell.
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9 comments:

  1. Mike RookJanuary 18, 2008 at 1:56 PM

    your shit is funny as hell. I gave you props yesterday as the blog of the day check it out and added you to my blogroll. keep up the good work

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2008 at 2:13 PM

    Gracias, Muse.

    As a fellow member of the Yankee Matrix, you are always welcome.

    It's them pesky Redsock fans we have to keep an eye out for. That's why you'll never see the word "Gerbil" in our postings. Redsock fans are constantly googling it, and we don't want them coming here by mistake.

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  3. Mike RookJanuary 18, 2008 at 2:48 PM

    I think if you type in "gerbiling" into a search engine it takes you to that very same picture of shilling

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2008 at 2:52 PM

    That's how we got it.

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  5. Mike RookJanuary 18, 2008 at 2:57 PM

    Have you checked out my page? Although not as humerus as yours I would be honored to be considered for your murders row

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2008 at 3:12 PM

    Done.

    You're in the lineup. That means you gotta produce.

    Folks...


    http://yankeesmuse.blogspot.com/

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  7. Mike RookJanuary 18, 2008 at 3:17 PM

    Put me in coach Im ready to smack one like Jason Lane. :)

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2008 at 4:17 PM

    Get a room, you two.

    And Muse, watch that humerus bone.

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  9. BernBabyBernJanuary 18, 2008 at 8:35 PM

    And remember, we're not just funny as hell ...


    we're the 83rd most influential sports blog in the entire civilized world!!!

    And were on a roll. We'll be breaking the top 80 any day now ...

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