The Times says Hammerin' Henry Waxman took a long look into Andy Pettitte's soul and decided to toss him back into the sea, free to swim and spawn.
If Waxman has his way with the GOP dolphins on his committee, Andy won't have to appear before Wednesday's "Budweiser/Ameriquest Open Tribunal of Truth Gladiator Competition" and decide who survives the Texas death match between Rocket Clemens and Beercan McNamee.
Good news for the rotation. Bad news for the sponsors.
The story now making the rounds in DC is that one of the " big name " senators in this investigation left the beer can unattended while "circulating" and networking at a major Washington party.
ReplyDeleteBottom line: some deviant Cubs fan who was also at the
party ( rumors are swirling that it was some babe from Chicago's south side who was " working " the party) found the beer can and needles in the mens lounge, and relieved her self in it.
She had had about 6 beers and , well, you know....there was a lot of volume.
So the tainted evidence may be more tainted than the average Senate Commission thinks.
Kind of like the WMDs that never existed.
I'm washing my hands of this whole episode.