Friday, February 22, 2008

Bullpen Bulletins

ITEM! A warm Sterling welcome to new blogmates Wailin' Suzyn and a second mystery man whose handle we don't know because he hasn't told us yet! With these two on the keyboard and Coney in the YES Booth, 2008 is shapin' up to be the most clearly comprehended contest in Yankee history! You're welcome!

ITEM! Wailin', Bern, Duque, friend-of-the-blog Moose and the visiting Prince huddled yesterday in frozen downtown Syracuse over decidedly delicious Dinosaur BBQ! The five-tool fivesome hatched a peck of preposterous plans for IT IS HIGH's '08 season--in the few precious moments when they weren't cuttin' up! Sheesh, guys!

ITEM! Didja notice how much faster the page loaded today? That's because the aforementioned Dinosaur Summit Crew browbeat Prince into deleting the dead polls from the sidebar! We gotta tell ya, all that clickin' and squintin' nearly wore Seattle's #1 Yankee Fan out! So why go the extra mile? Because we love ya, Yank Believer!

ITEM! Speakin' of the sensational sidebar, this week all IT IS HIGH bloggers were granted access to actually edit the blamed thing! They can add pix 'n' polls, delete headlines that piss them off, and otherwise fuck things up! What does this mean to you, the enlightened reader? Just a higher dose of chaos in the Sizzling Sterling Style!

Whoa! Almost outta pixels, and it feels like we were just gettin' started! So until our next riotous "rap" session... FACE FENWAY and MAKE MINE MATSUI!

2 comments:

  1. Hey, where'd all the polls go? What happened to all the polls? I want to know what happened to the polls!!!!

    I'm in the middle of a research paper for Mr. Shea's Phys. Ed. class and I was usin' your research as the main hypothosis: The Yankees are OK.

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  2. That was good, Prince. You ought to do this professionally.

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