PRESENTER CAMERON DIAZ: And the nominees for Best Pawtucket Player to hit fewer than 5 home runs and and bat less than .300 last year are...JEFF BAILEY...
JUNIOR SPIVEY...
ALEX OCHOA...
ROYCE CLAYTON
and JACOBY ELLSBURY (wild applause)
PRESENTER HELEN MIRREN: And the winner is.... JACOBY ELLSBURY!
Right. "No Country For Old Men." I get it. Very subtle, but you can't get past me, bud.
ReplyDeleteJealous much?
ReplyDeleteSo where is Liza with a "Z?"
ReplyDeleteDo we have to count her among the one-time hits on the site?
We are doing our level best...using Jacoby features as our "lure" to snatch the big fish....so to speak.
I was hoping that "Jacoby rants" were at the core of the surge of unique visitors we have recently experienced.
Come on Liza, get back in the game.
I know the fact that Ellsbury missed hitting .300 by .002 points in his short Triple-A stint is the best you got, but it comes off as pretty silly.
ReplyDeleteMelky hit .248 in his first Triple-A stint and had an OBP more than .050 points lower than Ellsbury. But then again, the talents are hardly comparable as Ellsbury's outperformed Cabrera at every level of competition Single-A through the majors.
Look it up!
You called?
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