Monday, February 4, 2008

Police do not take flattering photos

Don's wife, Kim Mattingly, probably concurs.

Oy.

6 comments:

  1. Mr. Mattingly, when you pulled back from the Dodgers to spend time w/your family, I called you a whipped-ass bitch. I'm sorry and I take it back.

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  2. I'm just glad we don't have a Mrs. Leyritz situation on our hands.

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  3. We're cool, Frankie. Thanks, though.

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  4. ahhh ... she has the prettiest eyes.

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  5. But she was really cute when she was a groupie, following all the local dudes to Binghamton for their first season of minor league ball.

    Donnie got lucky with her. Later, he got unlucky with her.

    Now he is out of baseball. Can't coach, can't sit next to Mr. Torre...has to protect his home and hearth from his ( soon to be ) ex-wife, with an "over and under" 20 gauge shot gun.

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  6. One question, Alphonso: does the rug match the drapes?

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