Questions Phil Hughes probably won't answer ...

Well, Phil Hughes asked for questions on his blog, and he got a few hundred. He'll release answers to a select few later this week.

The following are actual questions left for Phil on his blog.

To the folks who asked them, I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for an answer:

"Does Damon really prance around the locker room naked?"

"And now that you have been to a nascar racer are you a fan now. and i Was wondering if you play my High school team in califorina the school Pennisula high school in the south bay. And i was wondering what is favitore dog breed."

"I have a 7 year old son in little league - he has mediocre talent and he runs like a girl. With hard work and determination, is there any hope for him to make the bigs?"

"Phil, I’ve decided that if I were a professional baseball player, I would shower and put on cologne before each game. It would sorta be my “thing.” My question is, are there any big leaguers out there who already do this?"

"You get dropped into the middle of an olympic-sized swimming pool full of tiny blocks of jello. Are you able to get out, and do you think that Joba would fair any differently?"

"Don't you hate pants?"

"You and Easy-Ian are the captains in Yankees beer chugging contest. You each get 3 picks. Who are your top 3?"

"Who do you think would win in a fight: Hideo Nomo or Don Drysdale?"

"I am getting married this October and was wondering whether or not you’d like to join us for my bachelor party in South Lake Tahoe in mid-August. You up for it?"

"Asked what you do have to the oneself first complete big alliance ball season to anticipate, three inspires perhaps the victory throws, the defense rate king?"

"Its the 7th inning stretch of a non-throwing game and you are the hungriest you’ve ever been in your life. You look to the left and there is Joba’s hotdog sitting there all nice and juicy while he’s out on the mound doing warmups. You look to the right, theres Carl Pavano’s Cheeseburger. Do you: A) Eat Joba’s Hotdog, B) Eat Carl’s Cheeseburger"

"In your opinion, would the New York Yankee organization have been a better team if you were involved in a trade for Johan Santana?"

"Why is it I wonder that baseball isn’t played in cooler months."

"hey phil - i really can’t stand the “cotton eyed joe” song and dance between-inning routine during every home game, i feel the yankees need to come up with something new. what are your personal feelings on this"

"Is that a leopard print blouse that Kyle Farnsworth wears under his uniform? Cause on TV it looks like silk."

"ok i have a friend and she is my only real true girlfriend(i’m a girl) tht i can hang out with and watch baseball. she loves the yankees alot, just like me, and we go to games and hangout together, ect. anyway i told her about this blog and how cool you are and how you were looking for good questions to post. so we sat down and came up with this: Do you enjoy talking with us(your fans) on this blog?"

"Phil, do you know how hot you are?"