Monday, February 18, 2008

Things we should fear

1. That outer space spy thing falls on Jeter.

2. Lindsay Lohan falls on Jeter.

3. Nancy Reagan falls on Jeter.

4. Bill Clinton takes to stump, makes defamatory speeches in support of Jeter.

5. Curt Schilling can't pitch to Jeter this year.

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