Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Yankeetorial: Barack HUSSEIN Obama?

“Barack Hussein Obama”
Is what they say on FOX.
With “Hillary Rodham Clinton;”
That’s how their anchor talks.

As in, “Lee Harvey Oswald,”
Or killer, “James Earl Ray,”
Or psycho, “John Wayne Gacy,”
The middle-name cache.

So here’s to all you moralists,
Whose full names should be heard,
Like Mister “Roger Eugene Ailes,”
And “Rush Limbaugh the Third.

There's “Keith Rupert Murdoch,”
And “John Sidney McCain.”
Does “Irving Lewis Libby Junior”
Strike a known refrain?

Confronted by your real names,
Would voters feel the thrill?
From Ol Miss Senator Chester Lott,
And George Frederic Will?

Would “Michelle Maglalang Malkin”
Make politics less meaner?
And who’d phone Michael Savage
By his true name, “Michael Weiner?”

Would hopeful Willard Romney
Have launched a brand new era,
Appearing with that Fox News host,
Gerald Michael Rivera?

So call a rose by any name!
Let full disclosure bloom!
Behind that great FOX anchor,
That famous name... Al Hume.



Courtesy of The Best Book Ever Written: MRS. GOOSE GOES TO WASHINGTON

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