Rain Delay

This day was a major bummer. I got seats with Chin Ming's girlfriend; Shelly Duncan's girlfriend; and Eliot Spitzer's girlfriend.

We had hot dogs, chevrolets, pies, and Jim Beam.

We had seats two rows behind the dugout.

I even bought a package of Yankee stadium dirt for old times' sake.

And what happens? We got rained out.

I hate baseball.