Thursday, March 13, 2008

The Red Sox are Absolutely Doomed

Brian Cashman's greatest off-season move might be this: somehow arranging the introduction of Botox Red Sox pitcher Clay Buchholz ... pictured here:



to Penthouse Pet of the Year, Erica Ellyson, pictured here:


Not only does this confirm that America is a great country -- where a guy looking like that can match wits with a woman who knows how to buckle garters or whatever they're called -- but this has all the makings of Tony Romo-Jessica Simpson, aka Yoko Romo.

Oh, boy. This. Is. Gonna. Be. Great.
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 13, 2008 at 10:45 PM

    They're GARTERS.

    Maybe time for a gender change there, "Suzyn?"

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  2. Wailin' SuzynMarch 13, 2008 at 11:10 PM

    Fixed.

    Kindergartners, garter snakes, mortgages, gaiters, garters. Got it.

    Garters.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 14, 2008 at 5:24 AM

    Garters, fine. But don't they snap together with Buchholz?

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  4. BernBabyBernMarch 14, 2008 at 9:07 PM

    Buchholz better keep his girlfriend away from Ellsbury. No woman can resist his charms - that .298 avg. at Pawtucket makes the babes swoon. He will make her his "Love Client No. 999"

    Actually, I think we should have more Buchholz updates - just so we can keep running more pictures of Erica.

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