Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Snippets of talk between Hells Angels during ill-fated boat ride to kill Mick Jagger

A BBC documentary claims that after the tragic 1969 Altamont rock concert, several Hells Angels boated to the Hamptons with the intent of killing Rolling Stones front-man Mick Jagger at his vacation home. A storm came up, and they never made it. Some excerpts from the conversations.

"I don’t have an address, Ed. But if I had to guess, it would be the shoreline mansion with the giant inflatable phallus."

"It's a gas-gas-gas, my ass! He ain’t good enough to carry Jerry’s guitar strap! And the next guy who says otherwise goes overboard!"

"Andy, think of it this way: If we take him out now, he'll never have to attempt disco."

"Ralph, no. You can’t have him autograph your chaps. There’s this little thing they call 'evidence.'"

"It’s gonna be neat! I get say, “Please to beat you!” Then Sal chimes in, “Hope you get my aim.'”

"Wait, wait, wait, guys! I just had a thought... “Ruby Tuesday’s."

"Remember, guys, we are professionals. Now, who’s leaving the Number Two?"

"Yeah, Jerry, yeah, we heard you. Christ, everybody on Long Island heard you: You’d rather kill Rod Stewart. You can't always get what you want."

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