Elliot, Elliot, whattaya...?"I have disappointed and failed to live up to the standard I expected of myself. I must now dedicate some time to regain the trust of my family."
Paw in the Nookie Jar? Ouch. This is New York, baby, the majors! If you’re gonna be Chipper Jones, you gotta be putting up Chipper Jones numbers. If you're gonna be Nelson Rockefeller, you got have a center named after you.
Say it ain't so...
Pssssst: Whatever you got on Joe Bruno, man, now's the time.
That photo needs a caption.
ReplyDeleteI think it reads something like this;
" And she was so hot I grew thick as a blimpie.....just like this.....I swear...."
Look, I can make a little heart with my hands. Just for you.
ReplyDeleteSorry guys, I replaced the old photo with this one, so your captions don't work. That's life on the Internet.
ReplyDelete"Client Nine from Outer Space"
ReplyDeleteDuque...
ReplyDeleteReplacing photos tied to comments without advanced notice is illegal, immoral, embarassing and violates your obligations to your family.
By the way, got any photos of Kristen? I hear she has already signed with Playboy, and I am working to secure the rights to the book/movie for "It is HIgh " with her agent, Scott Boras.
Wish me luck.