J.P. Morgan Chase spent $270 million to buy Bear Stearns.
A-Rod cost us $275 million.
Which leads to questions:
1. Could Bear Stearns play 1b?
2. Is Bear Giambi more valuable that Bear Stearns?
3. Could A-Rod have bought Bear Stearns?
4. Could A-Rod have bought Giambi?
5. Should the Fed have bailed us out for Pavano?
6. Igawa... WTF?
With Pavano, we certainly should be eligible for disaster relief funds.
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