I remember a Prince Frankenstein who wouldn't crack wise over Remingtons.
I remember a Prince who would have stepped to the plate and DEMANDED that he write THE live blog chronicling Mariah Carey's performance ON THE BEST DARN TV SHOW ON EARTH!
I REMEMBER A PRINCE WHO WOULD HAVE PUNCHED ANYBODY -- A.N.Y.B.O.D.Y. -- WHO STOOD IN HIS WAY.
Where is that Prince today?
Worrying about his weight in Seattle. Eating sushi and watching Pacific sunsets.
You make me ashamed. ASHAMED!
NOW PREPARE TO BLOG THE SHOW! (I've got to run some errands for my wife so I'm gonna miss it.)
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Yes, I'm going to liveblog it the old-fashioned way. On my Remington portable typeriter. So only I can read it.
ReplyDelete(By the way... have I lost weight?)
Well, devote some of that ink to song choice. Song choice is going to be key, just like reliever choice and starter choice is in baseball. Yes.
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ReplyDeleteI remember a Prince Frankenstein who wouldn't crack wise over Remingtons.
I remember a Prince who would have stepped to the plate and DEMANDED that he write THE live blog chronicling Mariah Carey's performance ON THE BEST DARN TV SHOW ON EARTH!
I REMEMBER A PRINCE WHO WOULD HAVE PUNCHED ANYBODY -- A.N.Y.B.O.D.Y. -- WHO STOOD IN HIS WAY.
Where is that Prince today?
Worrying about his weight in Seattle. Eating sushi and watching Pacific sunsets.
You make me ashamed. ASHAMED!
NOW PREPARE TO BLOG THE SHOW! (I've got to run some errands for my wife so I'm gonna miss it.)
Fat people are jolly, so the weight-loss claim is quite credible.
ReplyDelete"Songs" actually was correct, thank you. It really was. See, they sing songs by famous artists, like Ms. Carey.
ReplyDeleteGoddamn, if I didn't spark a firestorm with a cheap Idol tie-in.
You think she'll do "Thunder Road?"
ReplyDeleteSuperFrankenstein,
ReplyDeleteYou should not only liveblog American Idol, but the Yankee game as well.
Mash the John Sterling/Susyn Waldman call and the AI video, and you will make history.
Or I could live-blog you all SUCKING my BALLS.
ReplyDeleteWhoa. Where'd THAT come from? Not very joll--HEY! I AM losing weight!
Ed. Note
ReplyDeleteThe liveblog is TONIGHT, Wednesday.
Enjoy, America.
Another resource for you: http://www.ng2000.com/fw.php?tp=american-idol
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