We’ve seen the ice caps shrink in size,
As bedrock markets slide and fall,
We’ve forded raging streams of lies,
But Bobby Abreu, hitting a wall?
We’ve seen great nations cower for oil,
We’ve watched the hearts of men grow small.
We’ve witnessed death upon our soil,
But Bobby Abreu, hitting a wall?
We’ve lived to see a house pet cloned,
The internet, the auto mall,
We’ve lived to see our futures owned,
But Bobby Abreu, hitting a wall?
O, somewhere, we’ll find peace again,
Yea, truth and hope shall heed our calls,
This hatred can’t forever reign,
Not if Bobby Abreu is hitting walls.
(It happened last night.)
Abreu?
ReplyDeleteIn a wall?
in a game?
Bobby Abreu?
Really?
Abreu?
...
Are you sure?