The super-alert Buhner's Ghost points us to an obit we would have otherwise missed. Which would have been terrible. As you'll see.
Cantor Abraham Seif, the ritual circumciser who probably separated more newborn Jewish boys from their foreskins than any other mohel in South Florida history, has died at 86.Wait for it...
Known far and wide as Seif the Knife -- or
The Yankee Clipper -- the Polish-born Holocaust survivor learned the delicate procedure in Brooklyn after World War II.King Of Circumcisions Dies At 86
By 1988, Seif estimated he'd done 10,000 circumcisions, yet he told The Miami Herald that he still recalled the first one.
''I fainted,'' he said. ``Everyone does.''
Miami Herald
His son Howard, also known as Seif the Knife, abbreviated both of my sons.
ReplyDeleteWe could have used him as a motivational tool.
ReplyDeleteStart hitting, guys, or else.
Or else what, Dukie?
ReplyDeleteDo you still have a little hat on your wee-wee?
Never mind. I'm sure you can't even see it over your beer belly.
I refuse to dignify this sordid line of questioning with a reply.
ReplyDeleteAs a point of fact, when the old and jolly masthead rises from his tidal wave-induced slumber, hearty and full of salt sea brine, I oft wish that it still possessed a minature crows nest from which Captain Munson could survey the coastal vistas.
Please wait for the mushrooms to wear off before posting ... and revealing anything about YOUR mushroom.
ReplyDeleteWho is Tom the Bomb?!
ReplyDeleteWhat's a guy gotta do around here to get the interoffice memo about a hiring?
You raised the issue, Fraud.
ReplyDeleteYou can whine about my wife or my dog, but never, ever, speak ill of my beergut.
Ever.
Tom the bomb is apparently Super Frankenstein. Like a butterfly or tadpole (or Walter Carlos) he has morphed into something else.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe he's like Crazy Jane from the Doom Patrol (coincidentally, just read his intro to "Crawling From The Wreckage.")
And Duck-Brain, I just mentioned your beer gut and did not disparage it.
Don't mess with me, you syphilitic old coot. I can have your welfare checks stopped JUST LIKE THAT!