The Pope’s True Mass: Words from The Book of Yogi

While in Yankee Stadium, Benedict should have looked to the one true Messiah, Lawrence Peter Christ, who hath spake:

It ain’t apocalypse ‘till it’s apocalypse.

If ye don’t do unto others what ye would hath them do unto ye, ye might not hath get done what ye wanted hath gottening done.

So crowded is thy Kingdom of Heaven that nobody goeth there no more.

It’s easy for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, as long as ye can afford a really big needle.

Let he who is without sin wonder why nobody cometh to his party.

I am with thee until the end of time, or later.

Ninety percent of the Bible is half-spiritual.

It’s like Second Coming all over again.