Times: McCain Smooged Political Oilcan at Yank Games

In Today's Times.

The Gray Lady claims St. John McCain greased some real estate woopie with Arizona developer Donald Diamond during Yank-Diamondback games.

Dammit. This is an outrage!

Not that they cozied-up -- hell, no surprise there -- but that the two would bill and coo over a land deal at a Yankee game.

Story says, at one point, when Diamond is cooking up a deal, he writes to McCain:

''Sorry you can't make it to the Yankees series."

There oughta be a law. Wait a minute. There is. McCain wrote it.