“John had no guile. He didn’t understand it when people were mean to him because he could never be mean to anybody."—Suzyn Waldman
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Who's Mid?
"I don't know anyone by that name. Mid? That's half of a word! Mid-dle, Mid-way, Modesto Irrigation District, and so on and so forth. Me? I'm your host Michael Kei. I jog around Yankee Stadium maybe 3 or 4 times before I start my broadcast. Then I take about 10 No-Doz. Just to make sure I can irritate Paul O'Neill about some guy wearing his number. That's me! Michael Kei! See ya!"
A snappy dresser, too, though take it easy with the Vitalis, dude.
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