Monday, May 19, 2008

The All-Time Top Baseball Nicknames That Imply Lousy Sex

Sudden Sam
Rapid Robert
The Little General
The Gerbil
Mr. Cub
Knobby
The Fordham Flash
Goose
The Toy Cannon
Mick the Quick
The Penguin
Squatty
Captain Hook
The Lip
The Vacuum Cleaner
The Human Rain Delay

7 comments:

  1. "Mr. Zero"
    "The Splendid Splinter"

    And depending on how you like to swing:
    "Heinie"
    "Boof"

    Still undecided about the implications of "Three Finger."

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  2. "Oil Can" Boyd

    "The Big Hurt"

    "The Big Cat"

    "Tom Terrific"

    Mitch "Wild Thing" Williams

    Walter "No Neck" Williams

    "Say Hey Kid"

    "Goose"

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  3. On the good side:

    "Double Duty"
    "wahoo Sam"
    "Big Train"
    "The Mechanical Man"
    "Vlad the Impaler"

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  4. Did anyone say

    Jolting Joe?

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  5. Nothing touches "The Big Unit" for good sex nicknames.

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  6. Did he just say ...

    "Nothing touches 'The Big Unit' "

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  7. Bad sex nicknames, Yankee starters division:
    "Roger."
    "Whitey."
    "Boomer."
    "El Duque."

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