1. What was Bobby Abreu's famous nickname in Philadelphia?
a) "Tin Man."
b) "The Iron Horse."
c) "The Big Unit."
2) Why did they call him that?
a) Because he has no heart.
b) Because of his 2,156 consecutive game streak.
c) Because of his 6'11" height.
3. How many runners did he leave in scoring position tonight?
a) A lot.
b) Many.
c) Please, do we have to think about it?
4) Our last gasp came on a throw to the plate from shallow right field. Bobby threw it...
a) Off-line.
b) Way off line.
c) Please, do we have to think about it?
5. Oh, hell with this. I'm going to bed. There's always...
a) Tomorrow.
b) Next year.
c) The Tampa Bay Rays.
Don't take this the wrong way, but I hope the Yankees never get back on track, because IIH IIF IIc is never funnier than when y'all are at wit's end.
ReplyDeleteWell, take it any way you want, but it's still true.