If we had lost tonight, old George would have gone ballistic and...
a) Fired Joe Girardi.
b) Fired Joe Torre.
c) Fired Dallas Green.
d) Fired, then rehired Billy Martin.
Answer: (None of the above. But Bobby Meachem would have been demoted to Columbus.)
We won tonight because...
a) Hank criticized us.
b) Joe Girardi held a team meeting.
c) Moose sold his soul to Satan.
d) Abreu's pop fly to left dinked in.
Answer: (None of the above. Actually, Ohlendorf sold his soul to Satan in exchange for a line-drive DP to Jeter)
While we were winning tonight, the Redsocks were losing because..
a) Reliever Javier Lopez got hammered
b) Reliever Craig Hansen got hammered.
c) Reliever Hideki Okajima got hammered.
d) All their relievers got hammered.
Answer (d... And they still didn't dare bring in Timlin!)
That was a quick quiz. And the answers were right there! Are you a college professor now?
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In the future... essay questions!
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