Yankee Victory Quiz

Choose one:

1. Today, Jason Giambi...
a) Hit a pinch-hit, walk-off two-run homer with two outs in the ninth on an 0-2 count against lefty closer B.J. Ryan to turn Yankee Stadium into a madhouse.
b) Wore his lucky thong.
c) Groomed his lucky porno mustache.
d) Saved his soul.
e) Blew out John Sterling's voicebox.
f) All of the above.

2. The Yankees are now...
a) 30-and-30.
b) On a blistering two-game winning streak.
c) No longer afraid to visit this website for fear of encountering Photoshopped images of themselves with animals.

3. In the fifth inning, Melky Cabrera dropped...
a) a fly ball.
b) a big steaming load.
c) his pants.

4. Chien-Ming Wang is...
a) Scaring us.
b) Starting to regret that soul-swap incantation that Mike Mussina talked him into.
c) In post-season form.

5. Today will be remembered as...
a) The first day of the rest of your life.
b) The day the Blue Jays almost captured Capt. Jack Sparrow.
c) A great day to be alive.