Monday, July 14, 2008

ARod scouting Madonny Baseball's Neighborhood?


Hey, he could stop by to borrow a cup of sugar!

The NY Post probably has 10 reporters on this front. Here's what they've got:

Before Hurricane Cyndi hit port two weeks ago, Arod was flushing the johns on the possibility of moving to 15 Central Park West, just two blocks from Madonna's one-room, cockroach-infested, unfurnished flophouse, where she lives in a maze of garbage with her dead sister and 70 cats. (Pictured at right.)

Supposedly, he's looked at a four-bedroom duplex apartment, which is unofficially on the market for $90 million.

That's sad. In that town, $90 million won't get you hot-and-cold running water and a still warm pizza delivery. But at least he can practice that perfect swing -- which didn't get ruined by the Home Run Derby -- by hitting dead rat fungos off the roof.

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