Forget the All-Star Home Run Derby.
At last, baseball and mass culture has give us the epic battle we've waited for:
Man v. Woman. Zeus v. Athena. Bill v. Hillary.
Arod v. Madonna.
Since the news broke that Arod's marriage is as dead as a passenger pigeon, the Yankee superstar has produced 1 hit (a single, against Tampa Bay.)
Madonna, on the other hand, currently has 2 hits, singles, on the national charts, (though one, sadly, is with Justin Timberlake.)
CURRENT SCORE SINCE NEWS BROKE:
HITS
Madonna 2
A-Rod 1
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