John has, “IT IS HIGH, IT IS etc.,” and “THE YANKEES WIN, THUH-UH-etc!”
But Suzyn has not yet woven a signature call into her tapestry of professional broadcasting.
That’s trouble, if she plans to break that glass ceiling for female baseball announcers. She needs a famous call, something beyond the Benihanna Steak House.
We at IIH, IIF, IIc, (who love Suzyn, especially for her sense of humor) offer some possibilities:
SWINGS AND MISSES. AND I’M ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES A LADY!
SOMEBODY GIMMIE A MYDOL! JASON GIAMBI JUST MADE ME CRAMP!
HOME RUN! I MUST BE PREGNANT, CAUSE MY BREAST MELKY IS FLOWING!
KYLE FARNSWORTH, DROP THE GOGGLES SO I CAN SEE WHAT I’M KISSIN!’
HOME RUN! A-ROD! A MADONNA RAMMA DING-DONG!
GONE! I FEEL JUST LIKE A WOMAN, BUT I’M SHOUTIN' LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!
IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR… PUSH, BREATHE, PUSH, BREATHE… IT IS BORN.
BALLGAME OVER! I AM WALDMAN: HEAR ME ROAR… YANKEES WIN!
If she ever does play by play, maybe, but these suggestions won't work for her in her current role.
ReplyDeleteBack to the drawing board... or the bar.
"It is long, it is deep, it is......out-a-here.....whew! "
ReplyDeleteWho is that posting under my name?
ReplyDeleteNice post though.
How about: It is hard, it is long...
It took me to that magic place!