Thursday, July 10, 2008

Suggested Signature Calls for Suzyn Waldman



John has, “IT IS HIGH, IT IS etc.,” and “THE YANKEES WIN, THUH-UH-etc!”

But Suzyn has not yet woven a signature call into her tapestry of professional broadcasting.

That’s trouble, if she plans to break that
glass ceiling for female baseball announcers. She needs a famous call, something beyond the Benihanna Steak House.

We at IIH, IIF, IIc, (who love Suzyn, especially for her sense of humor) offer some possibilities:

SWINGS AND MISSES. AND I’M ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES A LADY!

SOMEBODY GIMMIE A MYDOL! JASON GIAMBI JUST MADE ME CRAMP!

HOME RUN! I MUST BE PREGNANT, CAUSE MY BREAST MELKY IS FLOWING!

KYLE FARNSWORTH, DROP THE GOGGLES SO I CAN SEE WHAT I’M KISSIN!’

HOME RUN! A-ROD! A MADONNA RAMMA DING-DONG!

GONE! I FEEL JUST LIKE A WOMAN, BUT I’M SHOUTIN' LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!

HEY, IT'S PMS... A PERFECT MARIANO SAVE!

IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR… PUSH, BREATHE, PUSH, BREATHE… IT IS BORN.



BALLGAME OVER! I AM WALDMAN: HEAR ME ROAR… YANKEES WIN!

3 comments:

  1. If she ever does play by play, maybe, but these suggestions won't work for her in her current role.

    Back to the drawing board... or the bar.

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  2. "It is long, it is deep, it is......out-a-here.....whew! "

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  3. Who is that posting under my name?

    Nice post though.

    How about: It is hard, it is long...
    It took me to that magic place!

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