Keep it down, already.
El Duque, Alphonso and Wailin' Suzyn are nursing headaches and wondering where they left their wallets this morning.
Notice: When you see the Duke approaching with his conga drums in tow, beware. He's not only marches to a different drum, he plays one, too.
The Yankees? Mariano saved the day, preserving a 2-1 victory. Happy now?
If anybody knows a decent hangover remedy, please leave it in the comment section.
2 servings of Pepto Bismol, antacid tablets (1 serving's worth), 2 or 3 strawberries, a double shot of whiskey, ice, and water (can add lemon squeeze for flavor, no sugar), mixed well in a blender. Sip it slow. Add a scoop of whey protein powder to combine it into a meal.
ReplyDeleteDown 3 Advil with it as well.
ReplyDeletePurple acid, if I remember correctly.
ReplyDeleteonly one surefire cure for a hangover... smoking weed
ReplyDeleteDuque,
ReplyDeleteIf you see a set of clip-on sunglasses on your picnic table behind your cabin, would you bring them to work? They're mine.
Wailin'
What a great feeling. Watching the Red Sox go down.
ReplyDeleteYankee fans,
ReplyDeletePersonally, I just mix one part tequila with 1 gallon of Deruyter Lake water, stir ( not shake ) and serve over ice. Drink it all.
Then, drive to Community Hospital and wait about 20 minutes. They will put you in an all-tile room with shower heads from both the ceiling and walls.
After about 11 minutes of a "radical soak" in a water/lye combination, you will be removed on a large wicker tarp with an SU logo, and placed in a " drying room." Ozone radiation will reflect off mirrors and marble statues to dry your frame.
Only burnable materials will touch your body. Any soiled paper garments will then be incinerated by an all volunteer group, currently raising funds for John McCain.
Upon release from the Hospital, go directly to Dinosaur for some protein.
After about 10 days, you'll again feel chipper.