Memo: From the Marketing Department

Folks, we've got a problem.

This requires your immediate attention.

Put down your Maker's Mark. Set aside your Hemingway. Click the "pause" button on Bach.

I've been reviewing our performance in the blog polls, and it we have some rather bleak news.

As of 7:20 p.m., in one poll of Internet users, we rank No. 61, RIGHT BEHIND A SITE THAT DESCRIBES ITSELF THUSLY:

"hot fans
sexy sport girls , hot fans in euro 2008 , hot fans in worldcup 2006 , sexy olympic , cheraleaders , sexy italian fans , hot cheerleaders girls"

Going to the site (to spy on our competition, you gutterheads) I discovered that this is their page header:
Upon further investigation I noticed they have interesting links, like this:


By the way, for your reference, this is hot sexy sports women's Ping Pong player Biba Golic:

IIH, IIF, IIc bloggers: This site is beating us in the polls!

If you value your positions and have any sense of ego, you will immediately find this button to your left and click "vote for me."

Warning: On our heels, sitting right behind us in the polls is a SITE DEVOTED TO SPANISH SOCCER! I can't tell you details -- even the name of the thing -- because when you visit you can't see the banner.

You can, however, read its manifesto: "A SITE FOR THE GLOBAL FOOTBALL & SPORTS FAN WITH AN INTEREST IN KNOWING MORE ABOUT THE SPANISH SCENE. IT INTENDS TO GIVE AN EASY, CONCISE, SNAPSHOT VIEW OF CURRENT EVENTS & OPINIONS.IT HOPES TO BE A FURTHER SOURCE OF INFORMATION SO AS TO STIMULATE THE EXCHANGE OF IDEAS & COMMENTS. LETS HAVE FUN IN THE ENDEVOUR, I ENCOURAGE YOU TO PARTICIPATE ACTIVELY WITH YOUR VIEWS & CONTRIBUTE TO EXTEND THE SPORT THAT YOU FEEL A PASSION."

Global Schmoble! Does the idea of One World Government make you all warm and fuzzy?! Didn't think so!!

Now let's get voting and catch up to hot fans and its pathetic display of Celtics cheerleaders and other sexy sports women's.

Sincerely,

Wailin' Suzyn