Monday, November 3, 2008

The Case for Signing Varitek

1. Piss off Redsock fans.

2. Be great with young pitchers, such as Dellin Betances and Christian Garcia.

3. Would be immensely popular in Scranton.

4. Could hit .290 in the International League.

5. Switch hitter. Would protect Eric Duncan in SWB order.

6. If Posada hurt, would provide fine backup for Jose Molina and Francisco Cervelli.

7. Could wear funny collar and leash, and perform tricks during rain delays.

8. Harvest internal organs.

9. Perform exotic experiments on.

10. Mmm-mm. Bacon!
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4 comments:

  1. She-FanNovember 4, 2008 at 12:22 AM

    Love your blog, and the videos are hilarious. I'd be thrilled if you'd add my Confessions of a She-Fan blog to your links of Yankees blogs and would gladly reciprocate.

    Jane

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  2. el duqueNovember 4, 2008 at 6:07 AM

    Done.

    Looking forward to the book.

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  3. AnonymousNovember 4, 2008 at 1:20 PM

    thanks!

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  4. AnonymousNovember 7, 2008 at 2:06 AM

    And have him bring that "C" with him. The team can then use it for a bunch of great nicknames.

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