Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Day 12. Waiting for CC


GIRARDI: Still no word.
CASH: (despairingly). You're sure he got it?

GIRARDI: He must have got it.
CASH: But you don't know he got it.
GIRARDI: He said he would call.

CASH: But he hasn't called.

GIRARDI: He said to wait. (They look at the tree.) What should we do?
CASH: We can talk about Swisher.

GIRARDI: I don't want to talk about Swisher.
CASH: He's a good player.

GIRARDI: I don't want to talk about Swisher.

CASH: He's a good player.
GIRARDI: I don't want to talk about Swisher.
CASH: (Responding to a sound.) Did you hear that?
GIRARDI: I heard nothing.

CASH: I thought it was a cell phone.
GIRARDI: I heard nothing.

CASH: (Takes out cell phone, shakes it, puts it back.) Perhaps tomorrow.
GIRARDI: Yes, tomorrow.

CASH: He should call soon.
GIRARDI: Any minute now.

CASH: You know, a lot of teams wanted Swisher...

4 comments:

  1. Simply amazing. Too bad not too many people will understand it.

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  2. I am hoping the Brewers can land CC instead of your Yanks. The small town team needs a break. I think it's insane there are that big of offers from half a season of stats. He was in a huge slump before the trade. Who is to say he won't slump this season?

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  3. Wow Brew Crew nation is out of their friggin mind.

    How about you pay us to give you Igawa and we dont sell you to Canada?

    Go to hell.

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  4. Excellent script, el duque, I'm seeing the kid in the vampire movie playing Swisher.

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