According to totally unreliable and unnamable sources, the editors, staff, writers, owners and fans of IIH, IIF, IIC have successfully scuttled the trade for Mike Cameron, 36 year-old former hitter, speedster and golden glove.
" This means we still have the Melkster," bubbled a jubilant Brian Cashman, as he followed Bernard Madoff into his Park Avenue apartment building yesterday.
Immediately after the Yankee GM's confirmatory remark, a party broke out at the IIH, IIF, IIC corporate offices ( see celebratory journalists above ).
Hank or Hal ( it was diffficult to tell which favored son was shouting in the dark and noisy VIP room of the Latin Quarter night club last night), proclaimed that, " he ( they ) were influenced by the editorial barbs and poignancy of the IIH, IIF, IIC blogsite."
" This blown up trade is on the media ( one of them said ), and they'll just have to deal with the consequences."
And so we shall.
Hot Stove League Standings : IIH,IIF,IIC - 1
Bad Yankee deals so far : -0
Im still worried this trade will spark up again.
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Alphonso,
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to your vow of always being hopeless in order not to jinx us?
If this trade goes through... it's on you.
That's why I haven't ventured , yet, into the big leagues of this hot stove season.
ReplyDeleteIf we wind up with Cameron, it will be on me. But a cheap, slow footed, weak-hitting center fielder does us far less harm than:
A, Signing Manny.
B. Not signing Tixiera,
C. Signing Manny.
D. Signing Manny
]E. Investing with Bernie Madoff.