Have you taken a close look at the guns on this fine product of New Jersey? Jesus Mary and Joseph, I bet she has a better arm and more tools than Johnny Damon at this point.
Wonder if one year and a cool million would do it?
At least she wouldn't need her own suite during road games. I'm sure they could find someone on the team willing to split a hotel room with her....
Unless that accent has finally manifested actual citizenship shes still an American so she'll have to go though the draft. You know that Nats will pick her up and we will never get a shot.
ReplyDeleteA-Rod is wearing lipstick, which is cool, but someone needs to tell him that mauve is so '80s.
ReplyDeleteBut Madge won't be available on any LCS, pennant or World Series game played on Rosh Hashannah or Yom Kippur, so...
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