The weenies that run the "parks and rec" programs up here have grown soft.
Dodgeball? Out Weaving Dream Catchers? In
Crab Soccer? Out Tag Where Everybody's It: In
Kick the Can? Out I'm Not Fat, I'm Obese, and So Is 80 Percent of America Because the Definition of Obese Was Conceived and Written by Incredibly Fat Lard Asses: In
Wussies.
One might think constant grayness -- hee hee, it's been something like eight straight days now hee hee -- and a collapsing economy might make a guy go, oh, I don't know ... NUTS?!!!?
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Love 'ya man. My deepest sympathies.
ReplyDeleteBut look at the bright side and find new hope out of this day of darkness.
See you at Middle Ages Brewery after work Friday.
Wailin'
I can't believe they canceled the parks and rec activities for tonight. I was planning to play shuffleboard.
ReplyDeleteThe weenies that run the "parks and rec" programs up here have grown soft.
ReplyDeleteDodgeball? Out
Weaving Dream Catchers? In
Crab Soccer? Out
Tag Where Everybody's It: In
Kick the Can? Out
I'm Not Fat, I'm Obese, and So Is 80 Percent of America Because the Definition of Obese Was Conceived and Written by Incredibly Fat Lard Asses: In
Wussies.
One might think constant grayness -- hee hee, it's been something like eight straight days now hee hee -- and a collapsing economy might make a guy go, oh, I don't know ... NUTS?!!!?
And then they went and smashed a beer truck!
What are you worried about? It was Bud Light, for Zeus' sake
ReplyDeleteThat's a beer from Belgium.
Undoubtedly headed for the Boston area to serve to the macho guys up there along with cucumber sandwiches.
By the way, where can I get a copy of that photo with the Pope smoking? I will hang it in my shower next to my Pope on a rope soap.