Sunday, February 8, 2009

Beyond A-Fraud and A-Roid: Future Names for ARod Scandals

A-Freud: Alex accused of having sex with his mother.

A-God: Alex accused of causing earthquakes, floods, turning blind eye to human suffering.

A-Clod: Alex accused of wearing plaid pants to exclusive New Yorker magazine party.

A-Maude: Alex accused of publicly impersonating Beatrice Arthur.

A-Hog: Alex accused of terrorizing small coastal town on Harley, revving motor loudly and chain-whipping peaceful pastor, who eventually decides to fight.

A-Pog: Alex accused of selling coin-sized Pokimon icons at inflated prices to children.

A-Red: Alex accused of being secret member of Communist Party.

A-Rude: Alex accused of cutting incredibly ripe farts on crowded team bus.

Gay-Rod: Alex accused of... awwwww, nothing wrong... nothing at all...
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 8, 2009 at 6:31 PM

    A-Hog could have went another way.

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  2. The RashblogFebruary 9, 2009 at 1:57 AM

    A-Blob: When Alex comes to camp looking like Sidney Ponson.

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2009 at 9:58 AM

    Duque...

    Worthy of a Grammy.

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2009 at 11:18 AM

    A Grammy, yes. Can it be "rapped?"

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