We have uncovered a fragment of a conversation between Alex Rodriguez and George Steinbrenner that allegedly took place sometime over the weekend in a dark Manhattan bistro.
We haven't been able to verify its authenticity nor have we been able to contact a reliable source, but what the heck, that's not stopping anybody else lately.
Here it is:
Boy, that Steinbrenner sure is a cute old duffer! Looks like he belongs in a Capra movie.
ReplyDeleteI had to edit out the part where he motioned to the piano player and yelled: "How many times do I hafta tell ya, NEVER PLAY THAT SONG AGAIN! YA HEAR? NEVER!"
ReplyDeleteI found that oddly moving. Maybe it was A-Rod's eyes. So wounded.
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