Saturday, February 21, 2009

New John Sterling Calls for an Arod Home Run

Used to be:

"AN A-BOMB... FROM AROD! ALEXANDER THE GREAT CONQUERS AGAIN!"


Not gonna work. Now...


"THAT BALL WON'T BE TALKING TO SELENA ROBERTS!"


"OHHHH, DOCTOR! FROM THE PHARMACY ALL THE WAY TO GRAMERCY, AROD FILLS ANOTHER PRESCRIPTION!"


"A MADONNA BOMB-A! LIKE A VIRGIN, THAT BALL'S BEEN TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!"

"HEY, GEORGE MITCHELL! HERE'S A 450-FOOT PIECE OF EVIDENCE FOR YOUR FILES!"

"A... B... SEEYRINGE YOU LATER! A SHOT FROM FROM THE TESTOSTERONE ZONE OF THE PRIMOBOLAN MAIN-MAN!"

"HEY, THERE'S ONE BALL THAT WON'T SHRIVEL UP LIKE A RAISIN AND FEEL SORE AT NIGHT!"

"IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAIR, IT IS... A NEW BOAT FOR COUSIN YURI!"

(Hm-mm, John might also reconsider his Jorge call, "Georgie juices one!")
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16 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2009 at 8:53 AM

    Glad to see you're keeping your posts nice and tight.

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2009 at 9:00 AM

    Thank you.

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2009 at 11:12 AM

    Good font choices, too, Ducks.

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2009 at 12:27 PM

    great stuff.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2009 at 12:52 PM

    Thank you.

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  6. testanatorFebruary 21, 2009 at 1:00 PM

    Really, great stuff.

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2009 at 1:44 PM

    My fave: Seeringe you later. Oh, duque.

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    I just saw She-Fan's book at the local Barnes and Noble but it was heavily fortified (as was I) so I decided against shoplifting a copy. That wouldn't affect royalties, right?

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2009 at 8:10 PM

    I get 15% for shoplifted copies. Be my guest, Whitey.

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2009 at 9:11 PM

    I think I'll just take it out from the library. Or wait for the Marvel Comics version. Or the Lifetime movie.

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  11. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2009 at 9:14 PM

    Thank you.

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2009 at 10:54 PM

    My pleasure.

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  13. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2009 at 12:06 AM

    Don't mention it.

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  14. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2009 at 8:34 AM

    I won't.

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  15. BernBabyBernFebruary 23, 2009 at 3:03 AM

    Thank you.

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  16. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2009 at 7:44 AM

    Grazi...

    The Madonna one was unbelievably funny!

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