Saturday, February 7, 2009

A-Rod Pee'd Hot in 2003


Dear Alex,

Thank you. This news could not have come at a better time.
Admit nothing. Keep the Press guessing and please drag this out till 2012.

Sincerely,
Michael Phelps

4 comments:

  1. I need a suicide hotline number. This is more than I can take! Who are the other 103 players?

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  2. Not RedSox players.

    They play the game right.

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  3. Hey, anonymous: Redsocks play the game "right" by not risking their health for competitive advantage? Because they don't care enough? And you admire that?

    I pity you.

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  4. By the way: excellent reporting, MillerCoors Huggins. The Phelps connection still eludes the old-media dinosaur Buster Olneys and Steve Phillipses. It will dominate coverage once it dawns on them, in about three months.

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